Thursday, July 9, 2009

Worst Pick Up Lines

Over the past week this is what I was told:

"Why u acting like you don't know me girl? I said "What...How do I know u?" "Girl we used to play dodgeball in high school" I looked at this dude like you can't be serious and in my mind Im like we didn't even play dodgeball at our HS cuz it was hood and that would surely start a fight. So I just laughed and rolled my eyes and he said Im just playing Im a pimp and walked away. He said wait for me here. I moved with the quickness.....What part of the game is that?

What is the worst pick up line u have ever heard or used?

3 comments:

  1. Easy: Are you single?
    Response: Que si singo?
    : )

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  2. I have one that didnt work , me and my boys rolled up on these ladies, and i introduced myself as David Ruffin and these are the Temptations!!!

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  3. LMAO @ Que si singo!!!! Response to that "Oh no u didn't" with the neck roll!!

    Lol...Next time instead of being David Ruffin play shy brother from the five heartbeats. Sidenote: Isn't it crazy how Leon played the same character in both movies.

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