No Response Mode

* WARNING: When used properly No Response Mode is Guaranteed to keep away all Douchebags, Scrubs, Losers of all sorts. Patent still pending approval.

Every now and then a guy slips pass all of the flags you’ve thrown and you decide to date/talk to him. I find in my case this was mostly out of loneliness or boredom….DMV gets very dry at times hence the blog. I find that it doesn’t take long for them to mess up….like you find out their crazy, don’t have hopes or dreams, have a girlfriend or my pet peeve….no opinions about anything (is it wrong to want to have decent conversations or intellectual debates….I didn’t think so( that’s a whole other topic for another day). It's harsh but true hence the PANDEMIC. All in All you find out the person you’re dating is a douchebag so you have to get rid of them but they have your number and insist on calling.

Here is how you handle this first you can tell him that its not working out for you or your too busy to focus on a relationship….you know we have all the excuses down to a science like the classic “its not you its me speech” and then you put them on no response mode….that means you don’t call them, you ignore their calls, texts and emails. I find this to be even more effective than the speech because everyone understands that ignore button. The key is you have to be consistent and cutthroat. Men are resilient and masterful. They will play along and not call you until some random day three months later….I’ve even known guys to call up to a year later talking bout how they have changed and want to start anew….that is totally up to you. I know when I place someone on No Response Mode there is no coming back. If so you have to come back extra strong.

In addition No Response Mode is also a great way to get over an ex…..oh I have used it and found that it can work as quick as 3 days….u know anything can happen in 3 days….Jesus rose from the dead for Christ sake *(I apologize in advance if that was offensive to anyone) .

Overall, I highly recommend No Response Mode for dealing with Douchebags it‘s proven and effective!!!