So my new thing is to tell guys when they do or say something crazy "Timeout...Flag on the play" (Shouts out to Corey for the phrase). Its hilliarious...try it. Say you are in the club and a guy is feeling all on your booty or talking to you wreckless throw up the T for timeout and say Flag on the play. Then use any call u want you can tell him Holding, Offsides, Personal Foul, Unnecessary Roughness or just eject him from the game all together. Its even funnier if you actually do the hand signals for the calls. Guys are into sports so they understand these terms.
Now on the flipside the guy may have a newfound respect for you and be intrigued that you know ur sports so you have to stay consistent as a referee. If they don't get the point I tell him that's a 10 yard penalty or half the distance to the goal so they can give me some space. They tend to get the point. The look on their face is priceless....its too funny.
So the next time you meet someone you don't want to talk or they say something off the wall simply tell them "Timeout...Flag On The Play"!
Check out this link for a list of calls with the hand signals:
http://www.ehow.com/how_5023776_identify-referee-signals-football.html
clever...
ReplyDeleteToo funny, yet so true...Sweater Vest in the club the other night needed a flag on the play for real!
ReplyDeleteYES HE DID and he was not the only one...lol!!
ReplyDeleteI love it. You gotta make it plain to niggas so we dont get dumb on ya. We are quick to say we didnt get it. You need to keep a yellow flag in your purse and throw it at a nigga...lol
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I'll be at ESPN Zone on Friday testing it out. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThis is your best friend, M Easy. HILARIOUS!!! How about I was expecting and was very visible and the guys would still be talking sideways I'll keep this for future reference. I needed this ten months ago. Keep ROCKIN' IT OUT. Shout out to Pearl.
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