Holiday Party Boos

Tis the season for you to wine and dine with all of the employees you hate and see them in all of their drunken glory courtesy of the company party. I love these holiday parties because everyone seems to lose their minds with two simple words "open bar". Enjoy the Free Debauchery that will take place but make sure you don't have on your beer googles and hook up with the weird guy from the mail room. In my profession (teaching) they're only like 2 guys there and they're not even cute so no worries for me. This is just a PSA for all you holiday party people!

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Waiter Boos

Have you ever been in a restaurant and the waiter is flirting with you double time? Not just flirting to get that good tip AND you have positively identified him/her as being straight. I mean you feel like they are really coming on to you. This has happened to all of us at some point. Don't you think it should be automatic for the waiter boo to pay for your meal....or at least hook you up with their discount. I mean if you think I'm cute and want to holla....hook a sista up. Especially in DC when the price of the meal cost the same as boosted $60 Northface coat off the street. I mean bread in this town is going to hit your wallet for $12.

Have you had success getting a free meal or meeting a waiter boo? Dish the dirt!