Speed Dater: I want to take things to the "Next Level"
Me: Clearly I don't even know you and you don't know me
Speed Dater: But we talked yesterday and I'm liking you
Me: You talked yesterday and don't you think that is a bit fast..have you seen that show "How to Catch a Predator" I don't know you.
Speed Dater: I am so OFFENDED by what you said. I can't believe you would think that. I am not like that....and on and on about how he was never on that show
Let's stop there I really didn't mean he was a pedophile well who knows but my point was that I don't know him to be talking about "next level" plus I thought it was funny. Clearly he doesn't get me sense of humor....probably because he doesn't know me. Needless to say I don't talk to him or he doesn't talk to me whatever the case maybe it doesn't bother me at all...lol.
Have you ever met someone who tried the "Next Level" rap to fast? What is the most outlandish thing you have said to get someone away from you?
It's funny because this has happened to me on a number of occasions. the difference is that no one said "Hey dan tres, let's take it to the next level." Somehow, those young women took it upon themselves to assume, we were on said level.
ReplyDeleteVery few of them bought it up in a conversation. On some of them, I had to call the cops on.
Lol...that is a whole 'nother topic (lol) because it is quite easy for a sista to get the status of the relationship confused especially if the nookie is involved but even if you are just spending a large amount of time with said person and you start digging them. * good future blog topic *
ReplyDeleteAs far as this guy whats funny is that he verbalized it without even knowing my last name which I thought was weird...what's up with that? I know its hard out here but Drive Slow homey. I am very cautious about people who rush into things because he has probably done this to other women and some of them went for it without them actually knowing each other. That can end up beautifully or a complete disaster....9 times out of 10 a disaster.
I guess patience is truly a virtue.
OMG,
ReplyDeleteHow about I exchanged numbers and spoke to a guy a few times on the phone, and then he said 'I wanna be with you'. He was just like your guy, I say one word, he says 10,000. And that's how every convo works. Well, you know if you talk too much, you can get yourself in trouble.
In all that talking he did, I find out that his dad runs an illegal chop shop in the backyard of the house and he helps out (uhh uhhh!), he wants to be a computer scientist, warehouse working, internet mogul, in the military, actor, comedian, i could go on.... (focus please! this is not cute!!). Find out he has a tracfone, cuz he kept telling me he 'had to put minutes on his phone'....smh.
He was clearly from LOSERVILLE so I had to stop calling and answering the phone. Fast forward 2+ months (today) since I stopped communicating with him, he still calls me 3 or more times a day! After about 200 or more unanswered calls, u think he would get the point and stop wasting his precious minutes on my voicemail, lol.
Some people cant take a hint.
-Kat
LMAO!! You had me rolling with this one. Like the old saying goes you keep quiet long enough and they will tell you everything. Well he sure didn't take long....that was like 3 Flags on the Play...lol! We need to have a seminar for men like this that Just Don't Get it!!!
ReplyDeleteSide note: How does he expect to be taken seriously with a tracfone? He aint 13....lol!!!