Gym Boos

I am back like I left something! With a new year....comes a new post!

Like everyone who is thicker than a snicker....with a lil extra love handle to go around, I decided to join a gym and get fit! (Let's pray I keep it up). One thing I know will keep me motivated is all the EYE CANDY in the GYM. Some of these boos are incredibly ripped with pecks and abs poking out of their under armor shirt....HONEY......I LIVE for ABS! Get this...some of the boos even had cute faces. It's like a little slice of heaven. Now, I have to build up to the gym boos because when I am on the elliptical machine I am sweating like a slave from Mississippi. But once I "get it right get it tight", I will be getting me a GYM BOO! HOLLA!!!!!!!

Booless is back in 2012 SUCKAS......LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

Holiday Party Boos

Tis the season for you to wine and dine with all of the employees you hate and see them in all of their drunken glory courtesy of the company party. I love these holiday parties because everyone seems to lose their minds with two simple words "open bar". Enjoy the Free Debauchery that will take place but make sure you don't have on your beer googles and hook up with the weird guy from the mail room. In my profession (teaching) they're only like 2 guys there and they're not even cute so no worries for me. This is just a PSA for all you holiday party people!

Do you have a funny holiday party story? Share it here!!!

Waiter Boos

Have you ever been in a restaurant and the waiter is flirting with you double time? Not just flirting to get that good tip AND you have positively identified him/her as being straight. I mean you feel like they are really coming on to you. This has happened to all of us at some point. Don't you think it should be automatic for the waiter boo to pay for your meal....or at least hook you up with their discount. I mean if you think I'm cute and want to holla....hook a sista up. Especially in DC when the price of the meal cost the same as boosted $60 Northface coat off the street. I mean bread in this town is going to hit your wallet for $12.

Have you had success getting a free meal or meeting a waiter boo? Dish the dirt!

House Party Boos

This past Saturday, I threw my very first Grown-Up house party. It was aptly titled Breakfast at Tiffany's :-) The party was just like those old school ones your mama and them use to throw. People were dancing, playing cards and games with tons of food and drinks to go around. It was sooooo much fun and a cool way to see all of my friends from all aspects of my life mingle.

Then I got to thinking that this can be the first of many events and an opportunity to meet boos through friends of friends. The dating scene is looking a bit skimp, why not have my friends bring their hot, single, straight man friends to my parties so we can mix and mingle. This could be a very low-key way to meet some new hot guys...I mean new people.

What do you think is this a good idea or is dating your friends "friends" not a good idea and leads to unwanted weird tension?

I Like Them Boys Up Top From The BK.......

I recently went on my first trip to NY and man oh man did those up north boys have SWAG. They were also much nicer than I expected and CLEAN. I may have to revise my earlier statements professing my undenying love for "John Henry's" (country boys). I am starting to feel these dudes from up top. I need to stop being region biased.

What do you think are the best guys to date...North of the Mason Dixon Line or South of It?????

Mingle Mondays: Marvins on USt

A few of my lovely friends/sorors have decided to take over DC this summer and hit all the spots with something we can Mingle Mondays and Fly Girl Wednesdays. Last Monday we ventured to Marvins on Ust. It was a cute little bistro type spot with a rooftop space. It was pretty cool a mixed crowd about 2.5 cute guys were in attendance but they say normally the place is jumping but the rain might have kept the cuties away.

One funny thing happened.....THE INFAMOUS HAND IN THE POCKET WHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU trick. So these 3 O.G.s looking like they were in their late 30s early 40s come to talk to us and they all have their hands in their pockets talking bout "Did yall order some chip and dale dancers?" LOL....first off dude ur married, second ur old and third we don't wanna see know chip and dales we want to see black stallion and white chocolate at the male review with muscles....BEAT IT! That was the comedy for the night.

Marvin's a dope place to check out if you want a little music and nice expensive drinks but the vibe was good especially on Monday night but I would probably only post up on rooftop. That way u can clock all the boos coming in! For more info check out marvindc.com

Back Like I Left Something....EARLY!

First of all I want to apologize to my loyal 12 followers and all my peeps who check out my blog lol! I haven't been up here in a minute but I have been going thru a great change in my life. I was in what can be know as a "situation" no jersey shore lol. I was allowing this situation to overtake my life and then I woke up on day and realize why are you around and I am still technically SINGLE with a blog boolessin dc...so I cut it off and started living it up in the city. I was also out here Grindin, I got a new job with more $$ doing what I love and I am much happier. So now I am back and stronger than ever...everybody got that one slip up so thats what it was. I gots to keep it real wit yall.

So expect a weekly post about something exciting or funny as I continue on this booless in dc journey! Thanks for your patience and keep reading...tell your friends! How will I ever get a BOOK deal if you don't!!!

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